WOMEN! 10 Things You Should Never Wear…Well, Almost Never

1. Bandanas...unless you're a pirate or a gangster from the 90's.
2. Jeans with an elastic waist band...unless you're pregnant.
3. Oversized t-shirts...unless you are sleeping or sick at home.
4. Shirts that show lots of cleavage...unless you are auditioning to play a questionable character in the next Spanish telenovella.
5. Socks with sandals...unless your house catches on fire and the closest shoes happen to be sandals and you happen to also be wearing socks...which in that case, you might have an excuse to walk out of your house like that.
6. Anything that shows your midriff (I don't care how cute it is)...unless you are wearing a swimsuit or you just want to make a fool out of yourself.
7. Shorts made of t-shirt material (I don't even know even know if they have a name)...unless you are under six years of age and really have no say in what you wear.
8. Super short skirts...unless you plan on standing at a street corner and selling yourself.
9. Boots in summer weather ...unless of course, due to a rare illness you feel cold in hot weather.
10. Anything that shows your thong when you bend down...unless you are fourteen and scheduled to appear on the Maury show and cuss out an audience that is relentlessly booing because "they all don't know you"